Baker’s Dozen vs. Teacher’s Pet
Blind Faith vs. Telepathy
Big vs. Tits
Bond, James Bond vs. Telly Savalas as Kojak
Bright Lights, Big City vs. Temporary Insanity
Bastards vs. Tramps
Bar Food vs. Taco Bell
Born In The USA vs. Tambourine Man
Birthdays vs. Thanksgiving
Bulls On Parade vs. Trapeze Artists
Bullet Proof Vest vs. Tornado Alley
Balloon Animals vs. Toy Guns
Bad vs. Too Bad
Believing vs. Telling
Biggie vs. Tupac
Bonus!!!: Tom Selleck’s Mustache vs. Tom Skerritt’s Mustache