A List of Possible Earplug Substitutes (With Varying Results)

1. Pussy Willows

2. Wet Dog Food

3. Creosote

4. Kidney Beans

5. Animal Fur

6. Sawdust and Glue

7. Wonder Bread

8. Duct Tape

9. Chewing Tobacco

10. Hot Candle Wax

11. Power Bait

12. Chewing Gum

13. Stack Of Dimes

14. Marshmallows

15. Mango

16. Mouse Droppings

17. Fiberglass Insulation

18. Small Light Bulbs

19. Tampons (new or used)

20. Squished Brains