Notes: Look, You’ve got a whole day. You should be able to do this.
Instructions:
Empty bag onto floor. Fold flat sheet in half twice for no reason, then place back in bag. Take fitted sheet out of bag and light on fire. Remove pillowcases from bag, look at them inquisitively, then place in pile with old pillowcases. Take flat sheet back out of bag and very gently place on edge of bed, ca...
Deliver on your promise. Open with puppies or daffodils and remember to close with a relevant bouquet. If you hear complaints about the coffee, provide a cause/effect scenario.
Cause: Arabica beans “just gave up.”
Cause: Starbucks mutant palate.
Cause: World’s water supply reached passive Viagra
saturation.
Effect: Caffeine doesn’t do much these days.
Effect: Employees cross the four-lane highway to access the startup Red Bull cart.
Have you ever received a love letter? Was is filled with romantic and flowery prose? Was it peppered with cliches and worn out words designed and used over centuries to invoke some sort of passionate response from the masses? Boring. Utterly boring.
And so I turn to you at All Weird Days to help me. I want, no- I NEED a fucked up love letter! A letter to all those who don't subscribe to the traditional means of love and l...
INTRODUCTION: This was the first attempt at a public continuing story project. It was undertaken in the West Bottoms of Kansas City, MO on the first Friday in June. Five fantastic people took time to stop and sit at a 1965 Smith Corona portable typewriter and share their creativity. For their participation we would like to thank the following individuals: Simone Cottrell, Colle, Jack Kankiewicz 1st, Brie Monetti, Cristy Crouse. (In order of...
