The thing about Polar Bears is, well, they don’t really like being punched in the taint. And the thing about women is, well, they don’t really like getting hit on when they’re watching a “rom-com” in the theatre with their boyfriend. Also, the thing about Time is, well, it doesn’t really like to be told to eat a dick. In fact, Time, as well as pretty much everything in the universe as we know it, and maybe don’t know it, reacts only in the manner which suits its own best in