14 Clean Shots Chapter 1 - Things Were Getting Strange in Zane's Kitchen Life
One of the strangest things in the world is washing a floppy carrot, Zane thought to himself as he scrubbed an overly-ripe carrot with his stiff-bristled dish-scrubbing brush. It made him think of washing his own penis with a stiff-bristled brush, which made him squirm, his stomach subtly buzzing with the anticipation of genital pain. Bloody awful thing to think about Zaneā¦ he said this in his head with a not-so-unconvincing British accent. Standing awkwardly now to protect h
