8. You will disappear if you refuse to acknowledge it. Scientists have shown a statistical significance to the number of people who spontaneously combust on or near Jan. 1 every year, especially those who also classified on standard social psychology tests as “loners,” “antisocial,” “semi-social,” and “confused,” though in the Northern regions of Canada and Russia standard deviations were themselves combusting… 7. Ladies, if you go for a jog on New Year’s Day, you’ll get preg