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Fucked Up Love Letters
February 14, 2019
Deliver on your promise. Open with puppies or daffodils and remember to close with a relevant bouquet. If you hear complaints about the coffee, provide a cause/effect scenario.
Cause: Arabica beans “just gave up.”
Cause: Starbucks mutant palate.
Cause: World’s water supply reached passive Viagra
Effect: Caffeine doesn’t do much these days.
Effect: Employees cross the four-lane highway to access the startup Red Bull cart.
May 10, 2016
George, it's called management. But people are not simply born
strong. Excuse me, George? I have given you something
of positive value. You are then in my debt. I go back to the banks.
He's on the up and up. They come out of an act of love, OK.
They want to see proper change. They want to see great change.
Through the no-meddling condition, moral strength
must be built. We need to have our borders.
We have to do it. These are rough dudes. "No pain,...
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