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January 21, 2019

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Everybody can be better, all the time…

Some people are already better…

Some people are already great…

Some people are meant to be great…

Some people are shit…

They were never meant to be great…

And they never intended to be great…

Well, we’ll leave them out of this…

March 24, 2016

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  1. Pussy Willows

  2. Wet Dog Food

  3. Creosote

  4. Kidney Beans

  5. Animal Fur

  6. Sawdust and Glue

  7. Wonder Bread

  8. Duct Tape

  9. Chewing Tobacco

  10. Hot Candle Wax

  11. Power Bait

  12. Chewing Gum

  13. Stack Of Dimes

  14. Marshmallows

  15. Mango

  16. Mouse Droppings

  17. Fiberglass Insulation

  18. Small Light Bulbs

  19. Tampons (new or used)

  20. Squished Brains



March 1, 2016

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  1. Raisins

  2. Lids

  3. Eye Glasses

  4. Upside-down Cake

  5. Marbles

  6. No, I’m sorry, Yogurt Does Not Go In The Fridge After a Night Of Drinking

  7. Dry Roasted Peanuts

  8. A Fork

  9. Unfinished Beer

  10. All Weird Days Stickers











March 1, 2016

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Brenda always drank her beers in twos, and I’ll tell you why. She had recently been given an androgynous bottle opener that bent like a flimsy spoon each time she used it. “Beer Bottle Opener” it clearly stated on both sides. She figured that she shouldn’t mess with the best of intentions, so she only used it to open bottles of beer. When it bent one way, she didn’t panic. She simply drank her beer, flipped the Beer Bottle Opener over and use...

February 16, 2016

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Dear All Weird Days,

I’m living on a prayer, so I don’t need you to answer it per se. I am hoping the Monkees do a reunion tour and I can schedule a kick-butt backpacking trip this summer. Make that happen.

Nick P. from Everett, WA


We’ve been doing a little checking up on you. Seems like you’ve been a pretty damn good co-ed softball coach over the years, even being named Coach Of The Year a couple times. We believe that kind of dedication and...

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