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March 24, 2016

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Get it done now VS. Do it tomorrow


Do it tomorrow VS. Do it this week


Do it this week VS. Do it this month


Do it this month VS. Do it this year


Do it this year VS. Do it before I’m 30


Do it before I’m 30 VS. Do it in the next five years for sure


Do it in the next five years for sure VS. I am losing energy to do this


I am losing energy to do this VS. I will get this done before I die even if it kills me


I will get this done before I die even if...

March 24, 2016

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  1. Pussy Willows

  2. Wet Dog Food

  3. Creosote

  4. Kidney Beans

  5. Animal Fur

  6. Sawdust and Glue

  7. Wonder Bread

  8. Duct Tape

  9. Chewing Tobacco

  10. Hot Candle Wax

  11. Power Bait

  12. Chewing Gum

  13. Stack Of Dimes

  14. Marshmallows

  15. Mango

  16. Mouse Droppings

  17. Fiberglass Insulation

  18. Small Light Bulbs

  19. Tampons (new or used)

  20. Squished Brains



March 24, 2016

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Camillus of Lellis kneels onto dry and dusty gravel and winds a string between his toes and around his feet, and then walks a mile into town, basically barefoot, in mid-thigh-length khaki shorts and a pleasantly blue sweater.


Walking over the doormat before entering the convenience store, he feels the tough, fibrous mat stimulate the bottom of his mostly bare feet. “Sensation is the gateway to life.” He licks the thought from his mind with a t...

March 1, 2016

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  1. Raisins

  2. Lids

  3. Eye Glasses

  4. Upside-down Cake

  5. Marbles

  6. No, I’m sorry, Yogurt Does Not Go In The Fridge After a Night Of Drinking

  7. Dry Roasted Peanuts

  8. A Fork

  9. Unfinished Beer

  10. All Weird Days Stickers











March 1, 2016

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Brenda always drank her beers in twos, and I’ll tell you why. She had recently been given an androgynous bottle opener that bent like a flimsy spoon each time she used it. “Beer Bottle Opener” it clearly stated on both sides. She figured that she shouldn’t mess with the best of intentions, so she only used it to open bottles of beer. When it bent one way, she didn’t panic. She simply drank her beer, flipped the Beer Bottle Opener over and use...

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