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February 14, 2019

Dear All Weird Days,

Have you ever received a love letter? Was is filled with romantic and flowery prose? Was it peppered with cliches and worn out words designed and used over centuries to invoke some sort of passionate response from the masses? Boring. Utterly boring.

And so I turn to you at All Weird Days to help me. I want, no- I NEED a fucked up love letter! A letter to all those who don't subscribe to the traditional means of love and l...

January 21, 2019

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Everybody can be better, all the time…

Some people are already better…

Some people are already great…

Some people are meant to be great…

Some people are shit…

They were never meant to be great…

And they never intended to be great…

Well, we’ll leave them out of this…

March 24, 2016

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Camillus of Lellis kneels onto dry and dusty gravel and winds a string between his toes and around his feet, and then walks a mile into town, basically barefoot, in mid-thigh-length khaki shorts and a pleasantly blue sweater.


Walking over the doormat before entering the convenience store, he feels the tough, fibrous mat stimulate the bottom of his mostly bare feet. “Sensation is the gateway to life.” He licks the thought from his mind with a t...

March 1, 2016

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Brenda always drank her beers in twos, and I’ll tell you why. She had recently been given an androgynous bottle opener that bent like a flimsy spoon each time she used it. “Beer Bottle Opener” it clearly stated on both sides. She figured that she shouldn’t mess with the best of intentions, so she only used it to open bottles of beer. When it bent one way, she didn’t panic. She simply drank her beer, flipped the Beer Bottle Opener over and use...

February 9, 2016

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Are we really that scared of computers? Can’t we plug the holes in the ozone with them, if worse comes to worse? Yeah, you just smelt them and you get a nice svelte patchwork. By the way, do you know the next thing in reality television? Internal cameras. Cameras that capture the chemical reactions in your brain and translate those to visual imagery so we can see exactly what you’re thinking, dreaming, and daydreaming. Then there will be a per...

February 9, 2016

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She finds the air to be sweet and mild as she inhales deeply and satisfyingly.  The sun is intense, but it feels good on her skin as she meanders along the beach.  The few gulls sing their awful song, and the geese toot their toots.  The majestic pines lead right up to the edge of Lake Tahoe’s majestic blue waters.  She beholds this marvel, all of it, without really beholding any of it.

She knew that men thought her to be beau...

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