There Is No Other Place To Find The Cat, Bathsheepa, The Rhinoceros KillerI scan the room with ancient, tired eyes. My fingers gnaw at my beard. I have just decided that Larry Bird is the greatest Pure...
An AWD Love Letter RequestDear All Weird Days, Have you ever received a love letter? Was is filled with romantic and flowery prose? Was it peppered with cliches...
Everybody Is SomebodyEverybody can be better, all the time… Some people are already better… Some people are already great… Some people are meant to be great…...
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